So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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