i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
