i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
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Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
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So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
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