I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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