I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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