I need help removing her.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
