Just seen on a tshirt : "fake titties taste funny"
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
Pooping to opera.
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