pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
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went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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