lets start a swedish sibling band together
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
Randomize
