This girl is more easily done than said...
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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