Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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