I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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