No, drunk sperm still make babies.
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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