I only kidnapped one of them. chill
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
high people should be assigned attendants
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
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