i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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