**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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