Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I had a date last night. His dog threw up in his bed while we were having sex in it.
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