Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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