My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
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