i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
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Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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