Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I'm going to jail i love you
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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