Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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