We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
Randomize
