i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Randomize
