i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
please come you make the beer taste better
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
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I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
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