Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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