when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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