Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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