And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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