im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
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the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
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I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
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