She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
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If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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