1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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