Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
My liver just broke up with me...
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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