I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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