Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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