We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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