The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
