he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
No no, there's drunk and then there's 'spooning with lawn gnomes' drunk.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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