I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
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Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
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If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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