HIV tests are more positive than that guy
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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