right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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