I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
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