operation have a gay friend backfired
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
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Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
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Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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