miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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