North Korea, Best Korea!
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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