i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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