You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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