I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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