i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
i think my cat just said my name.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Who died my cat blue again?
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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