The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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