Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I should start an etsy shop with all the jewelry and clothes women leave at my house
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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