Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
